八百炮兵，小学生英文等绕口令笑话

八百标兵奔北坡，
炮兵并排北边跑。
炮兵怕把标兵碰，
标兵怕碰炮兵炮。
AA bloke's back bike brake block broke.
一个家伙的脚踏车后制动器坏了。
A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.
一盒饼干,一炉杂饼干。
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly！" Said the fly, "Let us flee！" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇飞进烟道里。跳蚤说:「让我们飞吧！」苍蝇说:「让我们逃跑吧！」就这样,牠们就飞越了烟道里的一条裂纹。

A laurel-crowned clown！

戴桂冠的小丑。

A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.

一个精力充沛的女士爱上了一位律师,她渴望诱惑律师离开实验室,投入她的怀抱。

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

嘈吵的噪音惹恼牡蛎。

A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed.

放置鲽最好的地方是鲽愿意被放置的地方。

A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thought the stump stunk, and the stump thought the skunk stunk.

一只臭鼬坐在树墩上,臭鼬认为树墩发臭,而树墩又认为臭鼬发臭。

A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.

一只老虎将领带系紧,清洁牠的尾巴。